My Cat is a Jerk

It never fails. Every time I vacuum in my house, my cat feels the need to replace the summation of all the animal hair that I've removed in one fell swoop. It's a regularly scheduled, hot-button issue for me.

"Oh. Here are seven piles of cat hair chunks, a couple of claws (that I tore off myself),
and a couple of whiskers for your trouble. You're welcome."